Monday mornings are a little more tolerable when you walk into this on your desk. Thanks Jordan (the Brand, not the athlete).
Monday afternoons are a little more tolerable with a surprise Jayne care-package. I don’t know if Korean snacks are good because of the taste or because of the ridiculous concept and branding. Those Vita500 drinks are Vitamin C shots, 665% of your daily dosage, and about 400% of your daily sugar intake. Pocky chocolate sticks.. but for Men? Because the regular Pocky sticks were making me cry during The Hills’ commercials. Unlicensed Coca-Cola hard candies, even better than the real thing. And that in my hand, is a can of silkworms. I believe you’re supposed to eat them? Eh, usually if I find worms in my food, it’s mixed in with my vomit. No thanks.